THE FOURTH CRIMINAL kidnapped 4 unsuspecting band members and told them they would not be seeing home for a very long time….. We were already criminals but The Fourth Criminal gives us organisation, focus and a darker humour that makes my teeth go numb when I try to laugh at it. Some of this feels wrong and maybe we will all end up being hung from a lighting rig as an example to others but as long as The Fourth Criminal is there, we are untouchable… We are bathed in a dirty neon glow, we have been branded with a prickly laser and these are our new criminal missions:
