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Reaver M Fulbright (a.k.a RMF-Noir, a.k.a The Divine Dime Peepshow, founder of The Liberty Snake, ex-Piss Slut bassist, ex-No Kisses vocalist/(early-)songwriter) was born in the alley behind Godfather's Pizza in Overland Park Kansas. Left for dead, RMF was raised by aphids, gnats and fieldmice (who had lose their way from the field). He survived solely on discarded anchioves and mozzarella that had stuck to the top of old pizza boxes. Eventually he learned how to crawl, so he crawled his way across the sea floor to London, England.