Forming at HammerFest festival in the darkest pit of Dante's Inferno (Prestatyn, Wales) in March 2011, Chainsaw Penis are boldly going where no band has gone before: to be the absolute worst band in existence. Combine a socially defective, dyspraxic, self-hating drunken Irish loser with unresolved anger issues, a streak of Geordie stereotype whose sole reason to exist is to be enormously tall and help you navigate to your real friends in a crowd, a narcissistic, arrogant, womanising, self-absorbed malcontent prick who doesn't like walking or waiting.
